Before getting dressed this morning, I took a gander at the weather report. Paying more attention to the fact it was going to be low 80′s and sunny, I opted for a cute and simple LBD to dress down with my large straw bag. But when I walked outside, I realized there was one thing I did not take notice of when checking the weather: the wind report.
As I tried to cross the intersection, I got caught on one of the traffic islands. The combo of the cars whooshing and the wind blowing was not working in my favor. I tried to hold my dress down while cars honked and a homeless man approached me.
HM: Whooshhh! Whosshh! You betta’ hold ya dress down honey!
Me: Hahaha…I’m trying….
HM: Well, keep tryin’! You don’t want to show them the money!
Slightly traumatized, I dashed across the intersection as soon as I got the walk sign. I then tried to contain my want to flip off every man whistling at me while driving by….fail….
Anyways, here to you Marilyn. If only I looked as chic as you while the wind blew my dress up….